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Winnipeg. Female. One time I touched John Green's crotch.


My url is based on this xkcd comic.


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veganvibez:

found the best twitter 


If I give him sons, he may come to love me. She would name them Eddard and Brandon and Rickon, and raise them all to be as valiant as Ser Loras. And to hate Lannisters, too. In Sansa’s dreams, her children looked just like the brothers she had lost. Sometimes there was even a girl who looked like Arya.

“My mother says the same. She makes a posset for me, herbs and milk and ale, to help make me fertile. I drink it every morning. I told Robb I’m sure to give him twins. An Eddard and a Brandon. He liked that, I think. We … we try most every day, my lady. Sometimes twice or more.”

I would need to steal her if I wanted her love, but she might give me children. I might someday hold a son of my own blood in my arms. A son was something Jon Snow had never dared dream of, since he decided to live his life on the Wall. I could name him Robb.

Sansa, Jeyne, and Jon wishing to name children after Starks. (via jeynewaters)

okay like I get that things like anti-rape nail polish and self-defence tips etc are not addressing the root of the problem and that we should teach “don’t rape” rather than “don’t get raped” and all that, but creating a world where sexual assault doesn’t happen is an incredibly difficult task and as long as we live in a world where rape still happens, GIVING PEOPLE THE TOOLS/KNOWLEDGE TO PROTECT THEMSELVES AGAINST RAPE IS NOT A BAD THING, SO LET’S STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO HELP AS IF THE EXISTENCE OF RAPE IS THEIR FAULT


obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

fun fact: it can also totally ruin the moment if your boyfriend says the wrong one while talking dirty to you


oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me


Lisa’s role on The Simpsons is a natural fit for episodes where the writers want to ground the show in emotional reality. For some, that makes her something of a killjoy, a too-rational counterpoint to Springfield’s broader comic insanity. And in 25 years, she, like every other member of the family, has certainly seen those qualities exaggerated in unflattering ways. But there’s a reason why Lisa is at the center of some of the show’s most affecting episodes (especially with Yeardley Smith as her voice)—of all the myriad residents of Springfield, Lisa is the most alone.
 
Sure, her family loves her—in their way—but her intelligence sets her apart, even as the little girl in her wants nothing more than to be one of the crowd. Lisa appeals to every viewer who looks at the craziness and boorishness of a loud, dumb world and longs to both transcend it and be embraced by it. And since Springfield is our world, only exponentially crazier and more boorish, Lisa’s isolation is even more profound


artisansoulleader:

thepoeticrebel:

thenobleflesh:

thesoftghetto:

Black Fatherhood Excellence

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Amazing!!!!!!


As a teenager, I didn’t understand that saying you’re a feminist is just saying that you hope women and men will have equal rights and equal opportunities. What it seemed to me, the way it was phrased in culture, society, was that you hate men. And now, I think a lot of girls have had a feminist awakening because they understand what the word means. For so long it’s been made to seem like something where you’d picket against the opposite sex, whereas it’s not about that at all. Becoming friends with Lena – without her preaching to me, but just seeing why she believes what she believes, why she says what she says, why she stands for what she stands for – has made me realise that I’ve been taking a feminist stance without actually saying so.


That’s something I look forward to never, ever, ever doing again.


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